Team /S' Good Run Continues!

report written by Kerk

Team /S 9 (ydx3, kristantox2, kerk, chengwei, brendon, jerry) Team "ACJC" 2

2 new faces in defence for this game. SMU's Jerry played centreback and French import ala PSG fan, Dan played keeper.

/S breaks with tradition and scores first!! Yuda's freekick left the keeper rooted to the spot! 1-0!!

/S then created a plethora of opportunities culminating in a satanic shot from Yuda which hits the crossbar and bounces on the line ala England hat-trick hero, Geoff Hurst's controversial goal against West Germany in the World Cup final of 1966.

But the referee decided that Yuda was no Geoff Hurst. Play on!! A cross from the right finds an unmarked Brendon in front of goal who inexplicably chests the ball to the keeper.

A series of unfortunate deflections allowed the opposition to equalise. 1-1. Would Team /S be made to pay for their profligacy in front of goal???

Have no worries, Brendon is here!! Here he comes to save the day~~!! Brendon finally scores as he puts away a cross from the right!! 2-1!!

The second half started with a Kristanto-Kerk strike partnership. The opposition kicked off but lost the ball due to the Kristanto-Kerk partnership pressuring them from the start. Yuda gets the ball in the box and scores!! 3-1!!

Kristanto signalled to Kerk to pressurise them from the kickoff again and it paid off!! Kristanto somehow gets the ball and makes it 4-1 to /S.

Later, a cross from the left finds Kristanto at the far post who finishes emphatically to make it 5-1!!

Captain Yuda decides to go for an all-out attack and switches the team to a 3-4-3 formation with Brendon-Kristanto-Kerk forming the attacking trident.

However, a poor decision from the referee gives the opposition a glimmer of hope as a clearly offside striker lobs Dan. 5-2.

Kerk however had other ideas. A through pass from Brendon finds Kerk racing clear of the defence!! The big-sized Keeper rushes out but Kerk gets off the shot before he gets clattered. A recovering defender tries to stop the ball but to no avail. 6-2 to /S!!

Kingyau goes into goal as Dan comes out to play outfield. A flick from Kristanto finds Chengwei who bursts through 2 defenders and makes it 7-2!!

Yet another cross is flicked on by Kristanto and Yuda scores for his well-deserved hat-trick!! Geoff who?? Yuda can score a hat-trick even with a goal disallowed!!

The final goal comes as almost every /S player attacks and a cross from the right finds Jerry,our centreback, who scores on his debut.

Final score is 9-2 and it could have been more!!

The Laggi-est of Them All

Introducing Dennis Chia, professional stoner and lagger. T_T

The Worst Opponents Ever?

Team /S 4 -2 Team Ruffians

When Team /S made their way to Tanglin field 4 this afternoon, everything seemed like it was set to be a typical Sunday game (not enough players, last minute imports, Ky late, etc). Instead, what we got instead were the most bad-mannered opponents ever.

Team Ruffians drew first blood when a cross from the right was misjudged by Kerk and ended up in the back of the net. 0-1! Now that Team /S are behind, the game can finally begin (its becoming a really bad habit ain't it).

Anyways, Team /S soon got their act together but a series of through balls drew no significant rewards as they were either hit too deep or the strikers had strayed offside. But no breakthrough remains elusive for long with Team /S as a corner from Yuda from the left was headed in by Abiel. 1-1!

Unfortunately, it was the ruffians that scored were to score again when a cross from the right was not picked up by Kerk and put into the net by one of their ruffians.

Team Ruffians began to show their true colours in the second half, resorting to dirty tricks, late tackles and even an intentional elbow on Yuda to stop his run. Part of the game, they say, and Team /S laboured on.

But what are the chances of these delinquents who're probably junkies as well doing well against the superior fitness of Team /S? A long ball from the midfield was misjudged by their keeper who probably failed Maths in primary school and never studied physics (and maybe secondary school) to land at the feet of import Sebastian who put the ball into the empty net. 2-2!

Then, with the potential junkies tiring out, a sweet through ball from I can't remember who sent Sebastian through and he scored again to make it 3-2. Then, Chengwei dribbled through some ruffians to shoot from the left to make it 4-2!

Kerk had to remain alert to tip a shot over the crossbar, and with the no.1 delinquent missing a penalty, it looked to be game set. But Ruffians never give up. Deciding that they couldn't beat us at football, they decided to try rugby instead.

That's when a tussle between Abiel and short Ruffian occured. A short confrontation den ensured, and out of the blue, no.1 Ruffian came from behind to punch Abiel. It didn't even have anything to do with him. Bastard. And not to mention lowdown to take someone from the back. Scum. The match was them abandoned.

The next hour was spent with the civil service and the police. Here's hoping that justice prevails and no.1 Ruffian will be sent to jail where he belongs.