Tuesday, October 31, 2006

D Day -11

Once upon a time, a particular zotggi boy looked up at the heavens on his 21st birthday and saw a shooting star. Overwhelmed with emotion by what he thought was a sign from the gods, at the precise moment of his ascent into adulthood, he made a wish.


'i wish this time next year, g > b'

Inspired by stories of this magical moment, the 'promotion campaign' of the zotggi came to life. With new found confidence, many of the zotggi strived hard at their own particular secret missions, and for awhile, everything looked good.

Slowly but surely the results began to show. One by one, the tricksiest of the zotggi joined the prestigious and glamourous ranks of the zotggi.


Seah and Dennis promotes


Jiarming and Weikin too


and so does Auch (unable to get saggf pic cuz his been missing since)

But for things for our hero, the most zotggi of zotggi, remained relatively unchanged. Yet our hero remained calm even as all around him, his friends started to join the elusive ranks of the saggf, convinced that virtue was its own reward, and that, his time would too, eventually come.

Indeed, things seemed so.


Guess who's a hit with the girls?

But alas, our hero soon realized that the musketeers and saggf are mutually exclusive.


look at that bright smile! musketeers > saggf?

Our hero considered receeding his wish. He knows the zotggi achieves universal saggf, it would mean the end of any more all boy's night out. The world would develop into the dark ages of the nahzers and the missing. He also knows that any form of musketeer resistance will be crushed by a multitude of 'nahz'.

Yet our hero also knows that should he take back his wish, the zotggi will from henceforth remain in a sad world where the closest thing that they will ever experience to true happiness is the sensation of sitting on a swing.


Kerk experiences zotggi true happiness

Our hero thus retreated into a dilema. Should he carry on with his wish and risk all his friends going missing and turning into nahzers, or should he take it back and condemn the zotggi from henceforth to a bitter fate.

It's D Day -11.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

/S Dead?


Following prosperous years for /S from 1999-2002 with strong GDP growth, /S experienced a decline with the introduction of conscription into the land of the Insane Saviours. Very soon, there was a split of land into Clan SAGGF and Clan ZOT GGI. Clan SAGGF occupied the urban cities while clan ZOT GGI was left to surive in the suburbs. SAGGFs ruled the land and the ZOT GGIs where impressed by the ideals of the SAGGFs. However, little help was reached out to bring the ZOT GGIs into the community and thus many remained ZOT GGI. ZOT GGIs, unhappy with their current state, strived hard. They ran up Mt Akina every morning and chopped stones with their bare hands but to no avail...

However, a few sneaky ZOT GGIs managed to sneak their way into the land of the SAGGFs through some tiny and white coloured imagery and even managed to establish themselves as a SAGGF. Despite that, ZOT GGIs still form about 50% of the population and are fast experiencing the effects of globalisation as the SAGGFs get stronger and the ZOT GGIs get weaker.

2 classes can't break the land of /S but 4 classes definitely threatens the survival of the land. With the uprising of 2 clans led by warlords namely, clan musketeers and clan nahzers (which has a sub club, clan tired), the land is set for armagaedon.

In an attempt to unify the land, clan musketeers made several attempts to call for a conference at the ZOT GGI fishing village, but they receive hostile feedback and were force to go with their initial plan, to inject themselves with special golden liquid researched by Kim Jong Il and hope to unify the land by force.

Clan nahzers are not to be underestimated either. Their guerilla warfare proved to be extremely strong and till now, non of their members can be found. Recent raids of domestic animals as well as young girls were suspected to be the doings of clan nahzers. This has further unsettled the land of /S.

Is this a challenge to make a stronger /S or will the land be finally split after 8 years, the longest standing nation the world has ever seen. Only Sauron of Lordaeron knows the answer.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Ryan the hamster hero!!



Hi everyone just like to share this piece of doggy gossip!!


My sis has 2 hamsters and one of them is stored in an open cage.
A crow came n attack the hamster n flew off with it then my maid saw and decided to use ryan as a sniff dog.
After 2 hours of searching, ryan stopped at this house and keep sniffing around the tree and when my maid looked below she found the hamster alive!

3 Cheers for Ryan!! Hip Hip Hooray!

Anyway study hard n play hard!!

Monday, October 09, 2006

Quote of the Century Awards!

Think itz TIME to conclude the poll since itz so f***ing imba!

/S QUOTE OF THE CENTURY GOES TO: wah aozhi SONG AH GOT GIRL FRIEND - Jy with a whopping CAO CAO 150 VOTES!

1st Runners-Up: I'm virgin - Foong (7 Votes), we pray tt one day he'd really become a virgin!

Joint 2nd Runners-Up: I LOVE U I LOVE U! - Kerk & cao cao 150 - Jy

Most practical (applicable in most situations) quote: Nahz - Az

Most convincing quote: Not pain...just feel like my eye go inside - Jy & He's like a bull that can run - Kerk

Most sober quote: I'm sleepy - Az

Most RHYMING quote: We**ny We**y bo Be**y - Kerk

Most mild-mannered quote: dey wanna waste time i waste time w dem la - Foong

Most interesting quote: 0% interested - Jy

And Finally...THE MAN with the most awards!!! Junyi!!!!!