Dear John

this is just for you

if you want tickets, let me know asap. looking forward to seeing snake at chijmes :)

And they say...

a picture paints a thousand words

SAGGF1001

SAGGF #351: Be a Musician

SAGGF #351a - Don't play the bass

DMC + EPL Pwnage OMGWTFBBQ

SATSUGAIIIII SATSUGAIIII SEYOOO!!!!!!!!!



Host is RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE!!



Liverpool is RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE!!

Goals Galore!

Team /S 10 (yoon,les,ky x2,yd x2,nic x2,hw x2) - 2 (les,doctor#41) Team Medicine

Once again...TOO EASY for /S...5 goals in the 1st half and 5 goals in the 2nd half sealed the win. Fernando Torles "scored" for Team /S with an intended goal and a few intended assists and in the 2nd half, put on the medicine jersey to score a half-field Xabi Alonso lob...what a traitor!

Side-Quest


"I'm gonna score hat-trick.", Foong
"If u score hat-trick I zotggi for the next 10 yrs", yd
"me too", ky

Final Score:
yd - 2 goals
ky - 2 goals
foong - 0 goals

SAGGF1001: How to make a woman happy.... the point system

How to make a woman happy.... the point system

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow(0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a
college buddy(-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night(-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Wanksohard

Was talking online to a friend, and somehow, this seemed very funny at 5am.

A young deaf-mute couple gets married. At first, they have sex with the lights on, in order to sign to each other.

One day, the woman asks, "Can we try to make love with the lights off?"

The man says, "OK, but how will you know when I want to make love?"

The woman says, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."

The man says, "All right. And, if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once. But, if you don't want to make love to me, shake my penis about 50 times!"