Thursday, September 21, 2006

/S QUOTE OF THE CENTURY v1.1b

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Missing: Sydney sends its regards


bang-master chong at work...

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Missing Part 2

Disclaimer: This is all done in good fun and good spirit. Please don't kill me Aozhi T_T

As promised, foong presents: Missing Part 2!

(Events may not be entirely accurate. My memory fails me sometimes)

May'06 :
Aozhi starts school at SIM. Starts to go for frequent dodgy midnight football sessions at the cage. Conspiracy theorists doubt his true motives. "But this is one guy who's too lazy to even play at Clementi Court", they protest. However, it all begins to make sense when they quickly realise that Kallang is near Kembangan.


Kallang & Kembangan??

June '06 :
Shows the first signs of an impending disappearance towards the end of the month when he mysteriously stops joining his buddies for movies, drinking sessions and supper. The entity known as the "Bird Park Girl" makes it's appearance. Aozhi starts frequent visits to Jurong Bird Park. The Conservatives argue that his just visiting his friends. But the conspiracy theorists rebuff that arguement. "His been a Condor all his life", they retort, "but his only started going frequently to the Bird Park now".


He could just be visiting his friends! - The Conservatives claim.

July'07 :
Does not touch the beer at The Man's "MOST BAGUS CHALET EVER"(Yuda, 2006). Opens up about Bird Park Girl and the Bird Park for the first time. Conspiracy theorists celebrate their accurate hypothesis. Aozhi's secret mission briefly stagnates, but Aozhi makes a brillant recovery to join the exculsive club SAGGF. Observers declare the necessary SAGGF tools as "Car + Oakleys - Cap". Bird Park Girl officially unveiled at the The Man's farewell dinner.


Aozhi satifies the requirements.

August'08 :
Makes brief appearance at Sakura Tampines. Conspiracy theorist have a field day when they see Bird Park Girl arrive with a patched eye. They argue over whether it was a misfired Yamato, a mistimed Sonic Boom, or a stray Flash Kick. Sakura Tampines also stands as the last recorded sighting of Aozhi. Where has he gone?


Have you seen him?

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Missing Part 1

The zotggi always have too much time on their hands. Thus, member-for-life foong brings to you a brand new mini-series: Missing.

Have you seen him recently?


Last seen at Sakura Tampines
Mia Since August 14 2006

Next week, we discuss theories about the mysterious disappearance. Also, interviews and a up-to-date timeline of the the last sightings.

Stay tuned.....