i n s a n e . s a v i o u r s: April 2006

CLEAN SHEEEEEEET!!!!!

Team /S 6 (Tung x2, Xiayue x2, yd x2) Mystic Footballers 0

Jose Moaningho: 23 goals in 4 games? 6-0, 8-0, 8-0, 1-0. Do your maths -.-

And so we achieved our 1st clean sheet and 1st step to ending the season in style! An extremely strong team with a good keeper makes Mystic Footballers good weepers T_T

Team /S were dominating right from the onset with the vietnamese duo no TRIO raped the defence of Mystic. Several good chances weren't converted until about 15min into the 1st half when Tung broke through down the left and found Xiayue completely unmarked with a low cross! Easily converted! 1-0! First time Team /S scored the 1st goal in the league! The second goal came from a Vu cross which was placed into the net by Tung with a beautiful one touch shot! 2-0! 3rd goal came with a bit of luck when yd intercepted a pass in midfield and ran straight at the defence with the defender clearing the ball straight onto the chest of yd and a pathetic toe poke was fumbled by the keeper which yd made no mistake in punishing them! 3-0! Half-Time!

In the 2nd Half, Team /S were quite fortunate to keep the clean sheet with several good chances falling for Mystic. Once again, yd took advantage of a mixup between the defender and the keeper, stealing the ball and putting it into an empty net! 4-0! The next goal came from a solo effort from Vu down the right and a slick finish which was poached by his fellow SMU striker Xiayue! 5-0! Finally, another goalkeeping error, with the keeper completely missing the ball in an attempt to sweep out a through ball and Tung gladly accepted the gift! 6-0! Full-Time!

Remembering Our Roots....

How/ What/ When/ Where/ Why was IS formed?????????

[IS] InSaNe ]iS[ iS [iS] /S

LET THE EXAMS BE OVER!!!!

This is really good shiT!!!!!! OMG PWN ME PLS -.-;; ^^ T_T ;..;

KeWeLL[iS] has left the game.

To all the NUS Kia

GL HF! T_T

Clementeers Challenge League Update!

News

The following teams have withdrawn from the League:

1.Campos FC

2.Cool Joes

3.CNA

4.Central Park FC

League Table

1. The Woodbridge Team P 20 GD 68 PTS 53

2. Crescent Rovers P 21 GD 42 PTS 50

3. Real Madraz FC P 22 GD 25 PTS 44

4. Tenchi Int’l P 21 GD 14 PTS 43

5. Team IS P 17 GD 1 PTS 29

6. Mystic Footballers P 19 GD -4 PTS 26

7. Campos FC P 22 GD -35 PTS 19

8. Getz United P 18 GD -46 PTS 18

9. Cool Joes P 22 GD -31 PTS 16

10. CNA P 22 GD -10 PTS 15

11. La Grove FC P 20 GD -11 PTS 15

12. Central Park FC P 22 GD -15 PTS 13

Performance Chart

1. Yuda MoM 1 Goals 8 Assist 2

2. Kingyau MoM 3 Goals 3 Assist 5

3. Vu MoM 2 Goals 2

4. Hanwei MoM 1 Assist 1

5. Ben MoM 1 Goals 1

6. Francis Goals 1 Assist 1

7. Choo Goals 1 Assist 1

8. Trung MoM 1

9. Lionel Kong MoM 1

10. Lester Goals 1

11. Rama Goals 1

12. Navin Assist 1

13. Mos Assist 1

Music courtesy of ky T_T

Team /S = Newcastle United?

Team /S 2 (Choo, yd) Tenchi Int'l 4

And so after a BAD Friday, Team /S (ky) were all psyched up for the game in anticipation of the Koreans. But if u rem our pre-season habits....we had pre-match rituals at europa.....and indeed we (foong) decided to follow our customs.

1st time in a long time since we managed to find a natural keeper. However, this time we had no centre backs.

The 1st-half was filled with scrappy play but lots of opportunities on goal for both teams. However, the only team that made it count was Tenchi....with some help from the ref. Very frustrating indeed as Team /S didn't just fail to break trends by taking the lead first but went down 3-0 in the 1st-half.

Pre-match rituals proved to be ineffective once again as our dear BEST WINGER IN THE LEAGUE had to take a break and was subbed out. The game opened up for Team /S when yd put a through ball past a defence defending extremely high up and choo had no problems latching onto the pass, past the keeper, and into the goal. 1-3!

Following that, a freekick was converted by yd to revive the game! 2-3! HOPE FOR /S! But it didn't prove to be enough when a shot from ky outside the box was fantastically tipped over by the Tenchi keeper. Soon after, even ky suffered cramps. We're getting old T_T.

Tenchi made full use of their extra man and finished the game off. 2-4. Bad day for /S in terms of refereeing decisions but once again, Team /S showed that they play better coming from behind T_T.

And we have yet another promoted personnel....SAGGF = SAGGF + 1

So tt leaves just one person from SMU who's ZOT GGI.

Clementeers Challenge League Update!

Team /S vs Mystic Footballers Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

Thx to all who came down~

Next Game

Sun 3pm Marina South Field 3

Team /S vs Tenchi Int'l

League Table

1. Crescent Rovers P 20 GD 40 PTS 47

2. The Woodbridge Team P 17 GD 62 PTS 44

3. Tenchi Int’l P 20 GD 12 PTS 40

4. Real Madraz FC P 20 GD 21 PTS 38

5. Mystic Footballers P 18 GD -6 PTS 23

6. Cool Joes P 22 GD -31 PTS 16

7. CNA P 14 GD 4 PTS 15

8. La Grove FC P 18 GD -9 PTS 15

9. Team IS P 11 GD -7 PTS 14

10. Central Park FC P 13 GD -2 PTS 10

11. Campos FC P 14 GD -31 PTS 10

12. Getz United P 15 GD -52 PTS 9

Past week's Results

Central Park FC vs CNA (Match abandoned due to misconduct.)

Real Madraz 2 The Woodbridge Team 2

Performance Chart

1. Yuda MoM 1 Goals 7 Assist 1

2. Kingyau MoM 2 Goals 3 Assist 5

3. Vu MoM 2 Goals 2

4. Hanwei MoM 1 Assist 1

5. Ben MoM 1 Goals 1

6. Trung MoM 1

7. Lionel Kong MoM 1

8. Lester Goals 1

9. Rama Goals 1

10. Francis Goals 1 Assist 1

11. Navin Assist 1

12. Mos Assist 1

13. Choo Assist 1

To those who've finished exams or no exams....pls strive towards our corporate objective...

if u can't saggf....gl hf...

Team /S Falters after a good start to the year...

Team /S 2 (Ben, pen yd) Crescent Rovers 6

2nd consecutive defeat for Team /S, 12th goals conceded in 2 games...sounds a bit like Birmingham, but at least Birmingham drew Chelsea T_T.

After looking at the starting line-up, it'll make the defeat even more painful...

Team /S started brightly, fighting hard against an extremely roughneck Cresent Rovers. Every challenge was aimed at the legs and before long it was the usual scenario again. Team /S were down 0-1.

However, the deficit didn't last for long. Team /S equalised shortly after while yd was tying his boot lace and therefore didn't manage to witness the goal. Sounds like quite a freak goal, but the committee has decided to award the goal to our left-winger Ben. 1-1! Team /S had a good amount of possesion but just couldn't convert. Half-Time. 1-1.

Things were looking promising for Team /S....UNTIL....Crescent Rovers regained the lead. 1-2. From then on, the backline looked like lost sheeps after inexperienced players, Steve Lau and Clement took over from Navin and John respectively. From then on, every attack from Crescent Rovers made them look good. One shot, one goal. THINK it became 1-5 in less than 10 min. BUT, ky as usual gave his all and won Team /S a penalty which was of course....easily converted ^^. 2-5 . As if 2-5 wasn't bad enough....Crescent made it 2-6. And that is the end of the story...

No Wonder We Are ZOTGGI

So Aozhi, Ky, Dennis and me were fucking around on IRC at 2am and we decided that if we were to write ourselves books to remember these times we had together, what would the titles be.

So behold at what marvels the brains of 3 ZOTGGI and 1 Tricksy fellas can do...

Guess the authors T_T

A Quick Guide to Mental Maturity.

First Date Movies.

Instant Self Help for Menstrual Cramps.

How to Beat a Hasty and Strategic Retreat.

Simple Etiquette.

I Don't Believe I Spoke.

My Life Ambition.

Okie, it did seem pretty amusing at 2 in the morning, but I dunno if its the same for you ppl reading it. T_T