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Team /S 5 (Trav, ydx2, Brandon, Hussein) Team Lao Jiao 1

The 1st win for /S in 32 games saves Team /S from relegation. Team /S will now be looking for a new keeper during the summer transfer window after the FA found /S keeper with illegal attributes.

Here's how the match went....Even with the bulk of the possession and opportunities on goal, Team /S failed to convert...AND..."once again Team /S concedes the first goal" from almost a direct replica of the 1st goal conceded against Team Azzurri, a corner, a cross poorly handled, and a loose ball finds its way to the back of the net. 0-1.

The sooner we concede, the sooner the game can begin! Team /S rejoices! However, we failed to find a goal in the 1st half. 0-1, Half-Time.

The second half started with an early goal as 3 /S players broke the offside trap leaving the lao jiaos staring at the referee in dismay, Cheng Wei puts a low cross in from the left and with 2 /S players unmarked, Travers can't miss. 1-1!

Team /S took the lead when yd took advantage of a defensive error, which he has been doing all day long but can't score, just tapped the ball over the oncoming keeper, 2-1!

Team Lao Jiao virtually did nothing throughout the second half, only able to watch the goals fly in as Brandon, who's been a bit of a Heskey, breaks free and fires a powerful grounder into the net! 3-1! Then came the highlight of the match. Cheng Wei with his mazy dazzling dribbing skills got brought down in the box! PENALTY! Travers and yd had a heated argument about who is to take the penalty, and finally....yd steps up....just before he kicks the ball, the rubber on the ball melted, causing him to scuff the shot wide. Shit happens. Can't really blame him.

The 4th goal came when a cleared ball from Team Lao Jiao was intercepted by Hussein who chests it so beautifully the defence splits open for him to take a half-volley! GOAL! 4-1! And finally, the 5th and final goal came when a long ball from defence finds yd who breaks down the left, cuts into the box, ignores cries from ky, and puts the ball into the net! 5-1! Ky now takes over the "gloves" from Kerk and manages to keep a clean sheet for the final minutes of the game. However, it was apparent that his drop kicking skills were nowhere near that of kerk's kicking abilities. Room for improvement.

Say bye bye to Arsenal...

Hi Kerk

check out this pic i found on the net

nice!

lol

Match Preview

Sunday sees the return of Kerk in goal for Team /S. For those of you who have forgotten about him, here's a firm reminder of what Team /S' no.1 is capable of.

Everyone say ohhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~!

SAY NO TO TICKLE ME EMO!

BLACK SABBATH & DIO - Its HEAVEN & HELL and their coming to Singapore!

Ronnie James Dio has reunited with Black Sabbath members Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler & Vinnie Appice to form HEAVEN & HELL. Get ready for the Heavy Metal Show of the Year when they rock Fort Canning Park on Oct 27th. Stay tuned for ticketing details for their only show in SE Asia.

FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!

Multi-Talented Yuda

In order not to let Yuda's 'legion of fans' down, I have done the next best thing! Have uploaded 3 of the original vids showcasing how multi talented Yuda is.

Enjoy!


Yd's extremely handy with the guitar. And not only that...


He shows us how good a singer he is as well! But that's not all to him...


Yd's the complete package with awesome dancing skills! He is the MAN!

Dun sue me pls yd... T_T

The Great /S Comeback!

Team /S 3 (Yoon, Kristanto, Ky) Team Azzurri 3

After a long break, Team /S is finally back! With our fitness at rock bottom, it was up to ky to put on the show. With Travers in goal for the first time, Team /S sees hope.

"As usual, Team /S lets in the 1st goal" 0-1. And with more poor defending, Team /S quickly lets in a second. 0-2. Under the blazing hot sun and the condition of the team in an all-time low, /S went into half-time not carrying much hope.

Kerk now takes over the gloves from Travers, but he doesn't wanna use it. And very quickly again, /S lets in a THIRD!! A rolling shot outside the box rolled into the bottom corner of the goal with Kerk scrambling and crawling to reach the ball but to no avail. Ky believes he would have been better off crawling backwards (Exorcist style or Spasm style) 0-3. Team /S getting raped by a white haired beer bellied Italian.

But little did anybody expect the game to turn around. Team /S found their former selves with Yoon scoring a header from a corner. 1-3! Kerk showed he's back when he used his telepathic power once again screaming "OUT! OUT!" as the ball almost crawls into goal! And he prevented a goal from happening! The rise of the Silver Kerker!! Kristanto then scored a one on one, battling with Yoon for the ball in the process! 2-3! And to complete the great /S comeback, yd took advantage of a defensive error and finds an unmarked ky who controls the ball calmly and slots it past the keeper! 3-3!

At /S, we only accept the best keepers.

The Return of Team /S

Sunday, 3pm, Tanglin Pitch 3.



ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR IT?!