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Team /S 5 (Trav, ydx2, Brandon, Hussein) Team Lao Jiao 1

The 1st win for /S in 32 games saves Team /S from relegation. Team /S will now be looking for a new keeper during the summer transfer window after the FA found /S keeper with illegal attributes.

Here's how the match went....Even with the bulk of the possession and opportunities on goal, Team /S failed to convert...AND..."once again Team /S concedes the first goal" from almost a direct replica of the 1st goal conceded against Team Azzurri, a corner, a cross poorly handled, and a loose ball finds its way to the back of the net. 0-1.

The sooner we concede, the sooner the game can begin! Team /S rejoices! However, we failed to find a goal in the 1st half. 0-1, Half-Time.

The second half started with an early goal as 3 /S players broke the offside trap leaving the lao jiaos staring at the referee in dismay, Cheng Wei puts a low cross in from the left and with 2 /S players unmarked, Travers can't miss. 1-1!

Team /S took the lead when yd took advantage of a defensive error, which he has been doing all day long but can't score, just tapped the ball over the oncoming keeper, 2-1!

Team Lao Jiao virtually did nothing throughout the second half, only able to watch the goals fly in as Brandon, who's been a bit of a Heskey, breaks free and fires a powerful grounder into the net! 3-1! Then came the highlight of the match. Cheng Wei with his mazy dazzling dribbing skills got brought down in the box! PENALTY! Travers and yd had a heated argument about who is to take the penalty, and finally....yd steps up....just before he kicks the ball, the rubber on the ball melted, causing him to scuff the shot wide. Shit happens. Can't really blame him.

The 4th goal came when a cleared ball from Team Lao Jiao was intercepted by Hussein who chests it so beautifully the defence splits open for him to take a half-volley! GOAL! 4-1! And finally, the 5th and final goal came when a long ball from defence finds yd who breaks down the left, cuts into the box, ignores cries from ky, and puts the ball into the net! 5-1! Ky now takes over the "gloves" from Kerk and manages to keep a clean sheet for the final minutes of the game. However, it was apparent that his drop kicking skills were nowhere near that of kerk's kicking abilities. Room for improvement.

Say bye bye to Arsenal...