/S Crashes to Heaviest Ever Defeat T_T
It sucks when your virgin match report happens to be a loss. It fucking sucks when it happens to be the biggest one ever suffered by your team...
But since I promised Captain Yuda this morning, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, because a man is a pen, and a pen is a man, and I, am a man, with many many pen... (Please don't sack me as blog contributor)
I'm gonna like, sound damn serious, going with the style of the reports of a team not a million miles away...
*ahEm*
******
With first choice(T_T) custodian, Kerk, out for the rest of the season, it took our captain courageous to convince former All Stars captain, Goh Junyi to come out of his self-imposed retirement to don the /S jersey again! Captain Courageous was to watch from the sidelines himself, with an ankle injury preventing him from playing.
/S started the game brightly, but soon found themselves pinned back by Woodbridge's crisp passing and quick one twos, with their wingers giving our fullbacks a torrid time. Kingyau came close twice, but was denied once by the keeper, and the other by a last ditch sliding tackle from the opponent player.
A cross from the right left keeper Junyi clasping thin air as the Woodbridge's version of Peter Crouch nodded the ball into the empty net. The 1.9m (I think, his taller than me, and I'm 1.82) bitch was owning in the air, and before long, it was 2-0, with a goal scored in a similar manner.
By now, Woodbridge was everywhere, and /S were reduced to chasing shadows.
But /S never gives up, and responded with the best football so far in the game, with Trung forcing a superb save the keeper with a fine effort from outside the penalty box.
Sadly, it was Woodbridge that was to score again. Read above for the next two goals. Cross may vary from either left or right, but generally it's the same. So /S went into half-time down 0-4. T_T
The second half saw Kingyau score an early goal to bring a glimmer of hope to the team. A long throw by Francis went over the heads of everyone and dropped to Kingyau, who had stolen in behind his marker, and he dutifully put the ball into the net. 1-4!
Eventually, Team /S saw itself outplayed in every part of the pitch, and our last lingering hopes were quickly killed off when a cross from the left was headed onto the post by Woodbridge Crouch and the 1.9m striker dwarfed Haoyi to head the rebound back into the net.
Foong had the chance to pull one back for /S when he raced clear to a through ball from Desmond but he could only scuff his bloody shot. T_T
Woodbridge then added another in the closing moments when some random player slid in to connect with a low cross (finally! Something different) to put the ball beyond a helpless Junyi into the net, after which the final whistle came.
Stand-in team captain Kingyau summed it up best during the post-match dinner when he said, “we played better today than the previous game against them, and we had our chances but we didn't take ours but they took theirs. We didn't deserve to get anything out of the game, but we also didn't deserve to lose 6-1 either”
******
Phew, I think it's kinda long, but fuck it, I know you people have a lot of time on your hands anyway. ^^
But since I promised Captain Yuda this morning, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, because a man is a pen, and a pen is a man, and I, am a man, with many many pen... (Please don't sack me as blog contributor)
I'm gonna like, sound damn serious, going with the style of the reports of a team not a million miles away...
*ahEm*
******
With first choice(T_T) custodian, Kerk, out for the rest of the season, it took our captain courageous to convince former All Stars captain, Goh Junyi to come out of his self-imposed retirement to don the /S jersey again! Captain Courageous was to watch from the sidelines himself, with an ankle injury preventing him from playing.
/S started the game brightly, but soon found themselves pinned back by Woodbridge's crisp passing and quick one twos, with their wingers giving our fullbacks a torrid time. Kingyau came close twice, but was denied once by the keeper, and the other by a last ditch sliding tackle from the opponent player.
A cross from the right left keeper Junyi clasping thin air as the Woodbridge's version of Peter Crouch nodded the ball into the empty net. The 1.9m (I think, his taller than me, and I'm 1.82) bitch was owning in the air, and before long, it was 2-0, with a goal scored in a similar manner.
By now, Woodbridge was everywhere, and /S were reduced to chasing shadows.
But /S never gives up, and responded with the best football so far in the game, with Trung forcing a superb save the keeper with a fine effort from outside the penalty box.
Sadly, it was Woodbridge that was to score again. Read above for the next two goals. Cross may vary from either left or right, but generally it's the same. So /S went into half-time down 0-4. T_T
The second half saw Kingyau score an early goal to bring a glimmer of hope to the team. A long throw by Francis went over the heads of everyone and dropped to Kingyau, who had stolen in behind his marker, and he dutifully put the ball into the net. 1-4!
Eventually, Team /S saw itself outplayed in every part of the pitch, and our last lingering hopes were quickly killed off when a cross from the left was headed onto the post by Woodbridge Crouch and the 1.9m striker dwarfed Haoyi to head the rebound back into the net.
Foong had the chance to pull one back for /S when he raced clear to a through ball from Desmond but he could only scuff his bloody shot. T_T
Woodbridge then added another in the closing moments when some random player slid in to connect with a low cross (finally! Something different) to put the ball beyond a helpless Junyi into the net, after which the final whistle came.
Stand-in team captain Kingyau summed it up best during the post-match dinner when he said, “we played better today than the previous game against them, and we had our chances but we didn't take ours but they took theirs. We didn't deserve to get anything out of the game, but we also didn't deserve to lose 6-1 either”
******
Phew, I think it's kinda long, but fuck it, I know you people have a lot of time on your hands anyway. ^^
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