Thursday, March 09, 2006

for you smeagol...

hello hiadis
as we all know, kerk has become sick n tired of his plain old boring cast. who else to spice up his cast but us? there have been plenty of suggestions and, after much thought and consideration.... here are some designs for kerk's cast, specially brought to you by Zhng My Cast:


1. The SNAG - kerk can get kinda emo and he's quite a sensitive new age guy... that's why i suggest the PINK polka dot design. how metrosexual! sure to be a hit with da girls -envy-

2. Stripes - some like zebras, some like beetlejuice, while others think Alcatraz prisoners are cool. I feel that kerk likes the stripe design found on Japanese/Taiwanese girls' high socks most. -kawaii-

3. Barenaked - ah, it sure feels good to see those hairy legs again. specially imported from Middle Earth.

4. The Thierry Henry - featuring the world's lightest cast at 88mg n Arsenal FC socks, this will make kerk the fastest once again. 'wo pao de zui kuai!'

5. The PCK - probably the best design in s'pore, jb n some say batam. u can also be superman, batman or any other superhero depending on the colours u decide to choose.

6. footballfeva - featuring the boots Becks wore at the 98 world cup and the socks Ian Wright wore during his arsenal days. carry a piece of football history wherever u go!

7. Blanka - -primal scream-this has to be one of our most exotic designs ever. specially imported from brazil, u can electrocute your enemies and do a mid-air somersault with this on. Caution: frequent short circuits; avoid broom-headed personnel at all cost.

8. Li Eh Brudder Kio Li Hiadi/ZaoZaoZao - this is where sports meets fashion. a dragon design inspired by foong da ge and the new nike air max 360 sole integrated into the cast. scare away ah bengs or run away if necessary. security and comfort guaranteed. Note: need to pay protection fee.

9. Hot Wheels - who needs a car when u've got these wheels? travel at speeds of up to 150km/hr and includes hydraulics which grooves to da music u play. (hydraulics supplied by jx, music by DJ Flyz)

10. The Whole Story - sick and tired of people asking u what happened exactly? this cast features a broken bone design and can emit the sound 'piak' when people stare at your cast. Self explanatory, they say. Note: might go into spasms

it's not too late! send in ur designs by saturday!!!


seeya guys on saturday man... we all love u kerk ;)

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