MATCH PREVIEW: Team /S VS Another Grey Team

Our sticky-legged crampster returns to HAUNT opponents!!!

Good day folks. Today we present to you the match preview of the clash between Team /S and Another Grey Team. Team /S will be looking for their first win after 1 loss and 1 draw. The loss was against the Koreans who exploited the 'rolling sub' rule and the draw was especially heartbreaking as the equaliser came just 5 seconds before the final whistle and denied Team /S their first ever clean sheet. At press time, Team /S seem to have a shortage of strikers.Once again,we are proud to have with us football experts Toeharee Paijand and Samy Best to express their views on the match.

/S Tabloid:'So, Mr.Paijand, what are the chances of /S in this game?'
TP: 'Well, I think it all boils down to the defence. I'm not trying to put any pressure on them but you've gotta agree with me that every successful team needs a confident defence. This confidence would creep into the rest of the team and confidence plays a big part in football. I noticed in the last game that their keeper, that ACS(I) number 1, is being more vocal and that guy with 3 -censored- , Jay-Jay Tits, was magnificent in defence. He was commanding and shouting instructions to his team-mates.'
John Zheng:'Aiyah, Tits wayang lah.'
TP:'No,no. I believe organisation is very important and the only way is through communication.'

/ST:'Mr. Best, what are your views?'
SB:'Aiyoh, why bother about defence man. In my days, we would just gelek here, gelek there and humiliate our opponents. Opponents score, so what? We'll just score more than them.'
Travers Tan:' Let me play striker. Opponent score how many, I'll score double'
SB:' That's the spirit I'm talking about man. Look at this fine young lad, full of confidence and self-belief.'
/ST:'Err..ok. What about the return of junxiang? Do you think his training tour of Japan would help him improve?'
SB:'Japan? He go there train what sial.*cheeky smile*'
TP:'As long as he stretches for an hour beforehand, he won't get cramps. I have full confdence in junxiang. You want gelek? He's da man.He got sticky legs. He just needs to do it in the opponents' penalty area and not in our own half.'
SB:'Don't waste so much time talking cock lah, /S sure win. Bloody hell, grey is how ugly. That team already lose out in the fashion department liao.'

And that's all for today. As we saw in the previous match, Team /S has the abilty to defend and hopes of a clean sheet are higher than ever before.On the other hand, the win-lose-win-lose prophecy has been broken. Will /S clean up their act and finish with confidence? Can they achieve their ultimate aim of keeping a first-ever clean sheet? Bear with us as we anticipate this exciting clash between the ALL BLACKS and the oh-so-ugly greys.

Paijand's XI:

Yuda

Navin Ky Tim Foong

Jx

Seah John Raymond

Tits
Kerk

'No striker? Just put yuda. Confirm outrun the whole team.'

Best's XI:

Kerk Yuda

Seah Navin Ky Jx Tim Foong Raymond

John

Tits
'Put tits keeper lah. We need kerk's finishing upfront to supplement yuda's creativity. Pack the midfield n choke the opponents. John can handle the defence by himself. At the most tits act as sweeper lor.'