Beer Pager Helps You Find Your Lost Beer

Lost beer is a serious problem. The longer it remains lost, the warmer it gets and the less drunk you are. Plus, the drunker you get, the easier it is to lose your beer. The Beer Pager will let you know where your beer is at all times and will emit a belching sound from up to 60 feet away through walls.

We’ve all had some woozy memories of those pleasantly hectic hours we spent at a friend’s bachelor party or at some overgrown birthday bash, when the level of alcohol just happens to exceed that of the legit limit. In such times, the probability of misplacing a can of beer can be as much of a sin as much as it is a possibility.

The Beer Pager is available now for just under $20 and will stop beer loss in it’s tracks. Because as long as you have beer, everything is right with the world.