the tiger and the mud...

Following his excellent volley using a deft touch, /S Tabloid can't help
but dig deep into their archives to bring to you this priceless article
about the early days of Kerk in action.It all started when he fell into
the magic mud in ACS(I)...he gained unbelievable magic powers and
scored 6 goals(including THAT volley which secured the win for the All
Stars) right after he washed his shirt in the toilet.. the rest, as
they say, is history..

'He has not bathed since then..' one of his earliest articles..(right click to see bigger version)

When the tiger's tongue got stuck.